ROFL.

I'm currently chatting on facebook with my ex-boyfriend. We dated for almost two years before he left me for an older man he had been fucking for several months (talk about a downgrade). He also just about managed to piss off every one of his friends with this move, including his at the time 'best' friend, who had previously been intimate with 'older man'.

'Older man' just dumped my ex the other night after almost a year. I'm filled with a huge sense of self satisfaction and even googled the term 'ROFL' to make sure I was using it in the correct context.

Karma, my friends, is a rather wonderful bitch.