My feelings were almost slightly hurt when an 'online magazine' recently referred to me as 'random blogger'. Firstly, there's nothing 'magazine' about this particular site. Even Odyssey, the free gay rag with half of its pages stuck together and a circulation of 4 issues for every dirty gay bar toilet in West Hollywood is more of a magazine than this 'publication'. It's obvious that delusions of grandeur have taken over with the perpetrators of this garbage. It's also obvious from reading it that they are running out of stories pretty quickly. When you're regurgitating weeks old Perez Hilton entries, you know it's time to move on to a new street corner and find new tricks. We all know how the old adage goes, 'there's only so many anecdotes that an unemployed, drug addict homo has up his sleeve...'
Anyway, in case these boys have become avid fans of this blog in recent days, I thought I'd take a little test that might reveal a bit more about yours truly. Unfortunately, the best google could come up with was Cosmopolitans 'Are You Enough Of A Bad Girl' quiz. But seeing as Cosmo is a real magazine and all, I assume they'll be happy. They might even put it in their next 'issue', which hits news-stands on the 4th of NEVER.
The Result:
There you have it. I'm Balls-Out Baddass....better watch out boys.
xox...oh wait that's you...oh wait, no, that was Gossip Girl.
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